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christiandiorhypnoticpoison:
“put her in the charlie’s angels reboot
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christiandiorhypnoticpoison:

put her in the charlie’s angels reboot

monarobot:

baptizm:

This is Self Care Charizard. Reblog whenever you need a temporary release from whatever stresses you currently have.

need this so bad

Hey guys!

Just remember I’m currently letting people buy me the switch because I’m poor!!!!

relishboi:

hminteresting:

relishboi:

relishboi:

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

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this picture literally is divine influence

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

the-black-backed-gull:

asthebelltolls:

huffylemon:

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One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

aidn:

maelwynn:

why must daddy take away our replies i’ve been a good girl

see normally I’d kink shame in the replies but now I’ve gotta do it out here in the open

heelsandclutches:

Every single relationship will get “boring” after you’ve been together for ages. Love isn’t a feeling, it’s a commitment; to love every day, physically and emotionally. It’s hard afff, it’s not always laughs and smiles and fun. People tend to quit when it stops being cute. “Oh the spark is gone.” No, that’s not how it works. You want somebody to never give up on you and love you unconditionally? Do the same. This isn’t Hollywood, this isn’t romantic happy ever after bs. Love someone when you don’t want to, when they are being a fricken asshole. When they’re being hard to love. That’s thats the realist shit there is.

urbisie:

everystarstorm:

thelichboi:

kittykat8311:

raccoonnation:

fattyatomicmutant:

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

Sometimes the world brings you a brand of humor you love and weren’t ready for at all. Especially not at 6am right before bed.

Oh man the can pops at the exact right moment in the song.

“Babe, dinner’s ready”

modstins-personal-stuff:
“then what
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